Sunday Reflection, er uhh, Chuckle

I was reading some old John Allen Paulos this week, and these two gems popped out at me... not mathy, but too good not to pass along:

"...two clergymen discussing the sad state of sexual morality.
"'I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married,'  one of them declared self-righteously. 'Did you?'
"'I'm not sure,' said the other. 'What was her maiden name?'"

...and, quite different, (but on the very same page) this:

"What is a question that contains the word cantaloupe for no apparent reason?"

;-)
-- all from John's book "Beyond Numeracy"


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